WHEN IN DOUBT, MAKE IT SOUND CONVINCING
Picture this…you’re one of the most prolific home run hitters in baseball, you make upwards of 15 million dollars a year and even at age 42 you have the best batting average in the league. Who are you? You’re Barry fucking Bonds in 2004 and you are having one of the best seasons in your career. Little did you know that the next year, people would be calling you a roid user and your career forever tainted… (more…)
I’m going to take a bit of a break from my political articles and slow stuff down a bit and get back to the light-hearted side of myself. As you can probably guess from the name of this one…it’s all about running…and of course, why I hate it.
Now I’ve been running at least 3 times a week for the past 6 months or so and still cannot find it in me to like anything about it. I hear people all the time talk about how it’s something you get used to or I’m told to wait until I start getting that “runner’s high”. Runner’s high, eh? I don’t know shit about it, because if I had ever experienced it, you bet your sweet ass that I’d run everyday just to experience it again. I’m a huge fan of making myself feel good through entirely legal ways. (more…)
