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Just Effing Stop…

Attention Michael Fucking Bay: STOP REMAKING HORROR MOVIES! In the last 6 years you have managed to remake 4 horror movies and yet another one is set to be released to theaters next year. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was great…I really enjoyed it, man…great job with that one. The Amityville Horror was decent. We got to see Van Wilder become a possesed dickhead bent on trying to kill his family. But The Hitcher, Friday the 13th and now Nightmare On Elm Street? Give me a fucking break man. You ruined the Friday series for me and from the trailer for Nightmare, you’ve made Freddy look…well…fucking ridiculous. Here’s a thought for you: make an original movie. I know you can do it. Transformers 1 and 2 were awesome as were The Rock and Bad Boys. (more…)

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The One-Upper

So yeah…here’s a new day and a new post…I know it’s been awhile since I’ve posted much of anything here, but I’ve been busy as shit trying to move and find a new job and play video games all the while. It’s hard. In fact, it sometimes sucks when you have to do all those things at once.

Anywho, as the title suggests this post will be about one-uppers. I figured we needed some more kind of funny shit up here because we have been, for the most part, writing more serious, political shit. (more…)

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