Archive for the ‘Annoyances’ Category

Freddy’s Back-A Real Nightmare

Saturday, May 8th, 2010 | 418 views

Freddy 2010Wow, has it really been that long since anyone posted here? I’d like to apologize on behalf of MSF to the readers out there as it was very unprofessional of us. Steve and I have had a lot going on lately with his schooling, my new job and just life in general. I did, however, try to have a couple others post here while we “away”, but they never sent me anything. Eh, such is life.

On to the post:

I first mentioned the fact that Michael Bay was producing (more…)

American Comics vs Manga

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009 | 168 views

Death NoteWell, well, it’s seems like it’s been forever since anything was posted on the site, so my apologies for that (Jules, since you are the only one who reads this shit).

Anyway, I’ll get to it. I’ve just recently started to get back into reading comics books,  and I must say that I’m glad to be back. It all started when I was reintroduced to Anime by Steve with Death Note, the excellent adaptation of the Manga with the same name, which naturally led to an interest in Manga, the Japanese counter parts of American comic books. After getting my hands on a few (more…)

The Great Healthcare Debate

Friday, October 23rd, 2009 | 220 views

Health CareThe healthcare issue is something that’s hotly debated between Steve and I and all across the country. Being balls deep in a Sociology degree, Steve loves to challenge my beliefs and opinions and this issue always seems to creep up when we are discussing government. I usually hold steadfast in my belief that healthcare, at least the insurance part, should be privatized, but two things besides Steve being a smart ass bag caught (or were brought to) my attention to make start thinking otherwise.

The first thing was a story Steve had told me about his Dad having some sort of issue, and I’m (more…)

Old Glory: Offensive

Thursday, October 15th, 2009 | 429 views

Old GloryWhat is this country coming to when flying the American flag is offending someone?

I was purusing Fox News this morning when I found this. If you don’t want to read the article, I’ll give you the short version. Evidently at an Oregon apartment complex, the father of a veteran was told by management that he couldn’t fly the American flag on his motorcycle because it might be offensive to some people and to take it down immediately lest he face eviction. Really? Evicted for flying the flag of his country? I have to ask, who the (more…)

Alcohol and the Needed Change

Sunday, October 11th, 2009 | 391 views

Alcohol FreeI usually keep it light hearted and like to poke fun at seemingly ignorant observations that I make about society; this post is far different.  I do not write this post from anywhere positive.  In fact, my mind is so disgusted and cluttered with my hatred for this topic that I will probably come across as the biggest asshole to ever walk the Earth, and that is fine by me.  Let me put it plainly to clue you in on my feelings…Fuck alcohol!!!

“But alcohol is so fun, and in moderation there is nothing wrong with it.”  Incorrect.  If I put an ounce of turpentine (more…)

Just Effing Stop…

Thursday, October 8th, 2009 | 150 views

Michael BayAttention Michael Fucking Bay: STOP REMAKING HORROR MOVIES! In the last 6 years you have managed to remake 4 horror movies and yet another one is set to be released to theaters next year. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was great…I really enjoyed it, man…great job with that one. The Amityville Horror was decent. We got to see Van Wilder become a possesed dickhead bent on trying to kill his family. But The Hitcher, Friday the 13th and now Nightmare On Elm Street? Give me a fucking break man. You ruined the Friday series for me and from the trailer for Nightmare, you’ve made Freddy look…well…fucking ridiculous. Here’s a thought for you: make an original movie. I know you can do it. Transformers 1 and 2 were awesome as were The Rock and Bad Boys. (more…)

The One-Upper

Monday, July 13th, 2009 | 397 views

Loser Stick GuySo yeah…here’s a new day and a new post…I know it’s been awhile since I’ve posted much of anything here, but I’ve been busy as shit trying to move and find a new job and play video games all the while. It’s hard. In fact, it sometimes sucks when you have to do all those things at once.

Anywho, as the title suggests this post will be about one-uppers. I figured we needed some more kind of funny shit up here because we have been, for the most part, writing more serious, political shit. (more…)

Death of a Legend

Friday, June 26th, 2009 | 419 views

Michael JacksonI was stunned today to hear that Michael Jackson has passed away at the age of 50.  I was slightly more stunned to hear of the way people reacted to his death.  Everyone I know was celebrating like he was the reincarnation of Stalin or Hitler.  I understand that Michael was involved in some hideous acts that should not be forgotten.  However, he also had an impact on the music industry that needs not be forgotten either.  More over than that, despite all the jokes, despite all the ridicule, he was a man.   (more…)

I’m Going Independent…You Should, too

Thursday, June 25th, 2009 | 151 views

Republican LogoI’m done…I can’t sit here and be part of an organization that is as hypocritical as the fucking Republican Party. So, as of today, I am officially announcing my political realignment from the Republican Party to that of an Independent. Both Democrats and Republicans have become empty shells of their former selves that share the same goals regurgitated under a different guise.  For years I’ve tried to defend the actions of Republicans to anyone who doubted them. No more…

What happened to the kind of politicians that wrote the Declaration of Independence? Where’s (more…)

Pedophile UPDATE

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 | 240 views

Jeremy Parrott-CapturedUPDATE to my Pedophile article: This fool was captured! From www.lakenheath.af.mil/:

Airman Parrott is now in the correctional custody of the U.S. Air Force, and will remain there until command and legal authorities determine the additional charges he will face as a result of his escape.

Airman Parrott, who was previously assigned to the 48th Aircraft Maintenance Squadron, had served less than three months of his three-year sentence when he escaped. In addition to (more…)

Atheism Is Not A Religion

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 | 193 views

American AtheistOk, this article or whatever does not aim to prove or disprove God in any way shape or form. While I consider myself a Christian, I am not an intolerant asshole when it comes to differing viewpoints on the existence or nonexistence of God. As Steve will tell you I’m pretty open to the differing views of people who don’t agree with me because I think it’s very interesting to see how others perceive the world around them and, in turn, have mostly intellectual discussions based on those perceptions. I know that by now you are probably wondering where I’m going with all of this, so… (more…)

Joe Biden: To Speak or Not to Speak

Thursday, June 11th, 2009 | 108 views

Joe BidenOk, ok, I think that by now all two of you who read our shit here knows how I feel about our current President and it occurred to me today that I have never said anything about our half-retarded Vice President.

This guy has said more dumb shit in the past several months than Al Gore said in the 8 years he played with Papa Clinton at the White House. I mean I know its human nature to occasionally say the wrong thing at the wrong time (read: little G.W. Bush), but damn…there seems to be no end to his overly stupid comments. (more…)

Memorial Day

Monday, May 25th, 2009 | 120 views

Eagle and FlagMemorial Day is a day that we step back and honor those who have fought and died in the service of their country. Since the days of Woodrow Wilson, the current President has laid commemorative wreaths on the memorials for our fallen brothers and sisters in arms. This past Memorial Day a group of about 60 liberal-minded dickhole professors thought it’d be nice to send a message to Obama giving reasons why he should not honor the soldiers that fought on the side of the Confederacy during the Civil War…why? (more…)

Veterans and Crosses and the ACLU, Oh My!

Thursday, May 21st, 2009 | 104 views

Normandy-Sea of CrossesAs I was perusing the Washington Times this morning, I came across this little gem. As a veteran myself, it pisses me off to no end that a fucking racist, America hating organization is again sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong.

Let me set this up for you in case you don’t want to read the article. There is a 7-foot cross standing in a desert in California and the ACLU says that it is offensive to those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in battle because it honors Christianity and not any other religion. Want to know the best part? The vets of California are fighting to keep it. See the problem here? (more…)

My Space Suicide

Monday, May 18th, 2009 | 153 views

Megan MeierThis is kind of old news…well really old news becuase it happened in 2006, but it seems that in September of that year somone made a My Space account to find out what a 13 year old girl was saying about their daughter. Yup, an ADULT made an account to gain a young teenager‘s trust. The mother’s name is Lori Drew and the girl’s was Megan Meier. That’s right, I said was…she commited sucide because of all of this shit. (more…)

PlayStations in Jail?

Saturday, May 16th, 2009 | 206 views

Playstation LogoEvidently I need to rethink my current situation in life…seems like in the UK people who have been thrown in jail can play video games.

Yup, you heard me right…you can play video games in jail. I ran across this article today as I was checking out Fox News online. (more…)

Gay Rights

Monday, May 11th, 2009 | 103 views

Gay Rights LogoI have yet another semester of college getting ready to start so I will probably be relatively busy here in the near future.  As a result, I want to take this time to write a lengthy article that will probably attract more attention than anything we have written so far.  I tend to get my ideas for these posts from topics that are being discussed around me.  Often times I have an opinion on the issue at hand, but for whatever reason may not partake in the conversation.  One such topic that has been being discussed at great length recently is gay marriage and the debate of whether or not it should be legal.  This subject needs to be put to rest because there is only one right answer.  It is not an opinion; it is a social fact that must be accepted for our culture to advance, gay rights need to be afforded and sightless bigotry needs to cease. (more…)

Baseball-To Roid or Not to Roid

Monday, May 11th, 2009 | 114 views

SyringesPicture this…you’re one of the most prolific home run hitters in baseball, you make upwards of 15 million dollars a year and even at age 42 you have the best batting average in the league. Who are you? You’re Barry fucking Bonds in 2004 and you are having one of the best seasons in your career. Little did you know that the next year, people would be calling you a roid user and your career forever tainted… (more…)

Being Christian Is A VERY Christian Thing To Do

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 | 169 views

Norma Jean-Bless the Martyr and Kiss the ChildThis is a post that is hard for me to write in the sense that I truly have no intention of offending anyone and that may be difficult.  However, I promise to write this opinion as fair as possible.

I am a huge fan of hardcore music and attend several shows a month.  One of the very fast growing trends is a movement of hardcore Christian music, or Christ-Core.
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Modern Horror Cinema

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 | 87 views

Jason-Friday the 13thSince the SteveV2.0 threw me the bone, I’ll take it…This whatever-the-fuck-you-want-to-call-it will be about the state of modern horror cinema. I’ll talk on the two things about modern horror movies that piss me off the most: remakes and gore-nography. I know what you may be thinking…out of all the shit I could say about this genre of movies, I had to pick these two points. Well my rebuttle is simple – when you sit down to watch a horror movie you should expect two things (three if it’s a sequel) – Bad acting, huge plot holes and, if it’s a sequel, terrible continuity from the previous movie. If you don’t, I’m sorry you’re an idiot. Anyways, on to the point of this thing… (more…)

Save Us From the News

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009 | 92 views

CNNTo follow up on Creep’s recent post, “Kids,” I want to make a few things clear about the media.  Someone as rationale as Creep (believe it or not he really is) is being lead to believe that kids being killed is a new epidemic.  First of all, the prevalence of these sick crimes is at the same height that it has been for several years. (more…)

Kids

Sunday, April 26th, 2009 | 106 views

Melissa HuckabyWhat in the fuck is up with the news being flooded with kids getting killed lately? It seems as though this is like some kind of sick epidemic. I know this kind of thing happens all the time, but it seems to me like it is happening with more frequency as of late.
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Enough Obama Drama

Saturday, April 25th, 2009 | 97 views

Barack ObamaI was pretty sure that no political posts would come from me this go around, but in response to the recent Obama hating, I feel the need to speak my mind.  I’m over hearing people say that Obama is a celebrity and not a president.  When did a high approval rating make you a celebrity, and further more, when did that become a bad thing.  “Oh no, people like the president.  He’s a celebrity.”  What?  I digress.  (more…)

College is Better Than Pro…No!

Friday, April 24th, 2009 | 157 views

NFL vs NCAAI have recently been a part of several debates concerning which is better…college sports or pro sports.  To me this is really an easy answer, but to my surprise the majority of people I talk to disagree with me.  I am on the side (that seems to be the minority) that feels that pro sports are much better than college sports.  Here’s my argument. (more…)

At what point are you the ignorant one?

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009 | 101 views

Attack of the MulletMany of the entries that were written several years ago (which ironically, and not by me, were posted on this site) claim that others are ignorant for any variety of reasons.  However, as I sit here reading these claims, I notice one glaring similarity of all the posts; the very limited use of language.  (more…)

Running

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 | 104 views

Homer Simpson-RunningI’m going to take a bit of a break from my political articles and slow stuff down a bit and get back to the light-hearted side of myself. As you can probably guess from the name of this one…it’s all about running…and of course, why I hate it.

Now I’ve been running at least 3 times a week for the past 6 months or so and still cannot find it in me to like anything about it. I hear people all the time talk about how it’s something you get used to or I’m told to wait until I start getting that “runner’s high”. Runner’s high, eh? I don’t know shit about it, because if I had ever experienced it, you bet your sweet ass that I’d run everyday just to experience it again. I’m a huge fan of making myself feel good through entirely legal ways. (more…)

Why Big Government Is Stoopid Part 2-Socialized Health Care

Sunday, April 19th, 2009 | 101 views

Health CareI, like the late great Martin Luther King, Jr., have a dream. I dream of a time when everyone one can have a health care provider they do not have to pay for. I have a dream people, that no matter how much money you make, you can afford to get seen by a doctor for your OS problem. Yes, I have a dream…Uhh, no. Unlike MLK Jr’s dream, mine looks good on paper but not so good in practice.

Well people this is part 2 of my probably never ending series entitled “Why Big Government Is Stoopid”. I know what some of you are saying…”Creep, wouldn’t free health care for everyone be super fucking awesome cool?” (more…)

Why Big Government Is Stoopid Part 1-Bailouts

Sunday, April 19th, 2009 | 82 views

Money with a BowThis was going to be one big long post, but after I started writing the bailouts section, I realized it would get way too big to read in one sitting. So here it is, WGIS Part 1-Bailouts.

On the subject of bailouts…why the fuck am I paying to bail companies out? If a company goes down because of poor management, decline in sales or any other reason, why should the taxpayers be forced to give them money to stay afloat? That’s not my problem unless I have a vested interest in the company. I drive a Honda so why should I give two shits about GM? A lot of businesses have come and gone…so what. That is the nature of business. Starting a company is like gambling-sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. It’s a risk you take when starting one. (more…)

And The Ending Is…

Sunday, April 19th, 2009 | 105 views

Spoiler Alert!!!Spoiler Alert!”  Do you ever go to a site to download a movie and the very first review you see says this before the article.  Do you every wonder why?  Well, I have experienced several instances in the past several years that give me an idea with why sites must add this tag to the beginning of every post; people are obsessed with ruining and spoiling the end to EVERYTHING!

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Religion In School

Saturday, April 18th, 2009 | 98 views

Tabitha RuizI was watching FOX news the other day (yes I watch FOX news and yes I know its biased toward the right, but I am, in fact, a right leaner) and they did a story on two women, Kandy Kyriacou and Ojoma Omaga, who got threatened with suspension for praying for a sick professor at the College of Alameda. What the fuck is that? I understand we have this notion of seperation of church and state in this country and that’s fine, but why the hell should someone get suspended for praying in school?

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The Great American Tea Parties

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 | 142 views

Teaparty-Change SignFirst let me say that this rant will not be about whether or not I agree with why these “parties” were put together, because trust me, that shit is coming in my “Why Big Government is Stoopid” post. This is going to be more about the news coverage of said gatherings.

I will start by quoting the constitution:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” (more…)

Pedophile

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 | 174 views

Jeremy ParrottNow I just heard about this shit today and the only reason I bring it up is because I actually know this asshole and used to work with him. Normally I wouldn’t give these kind of sick pieces of shit the time of fucking day, but again, I know the guy.

There are a couple things that I would say to this mother fucker if he were standing in front of me right now. First of all I would punch him in the fucking face for liking to look at little kids naked and in sexual situations. This dude actually paid 70 or 80 bucks for a membership to a site that would allow him to look at this shit and I would happily point out to him that looking at grown up porno is mostly free. I think we can all agree free porn is better than not free porn. Second off, if you read the articles I posted, they say he was on his way to an appointment at the hospital when he escaped…in fucking England! I mean come on, you are in a foreign country and they took your passport…where do you think you’re gonna go? (more…)

Lies and Propaganda: The American Nazi

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 | 105 views

Stupid Nazi GuyI know that this bullshit isn’t anything new, but as I sit here today and watch the History Channel, they are airing a two hour special about Nazis in America. This shit is so funny to me. It’s pretty hard to believe that they are still around in this day and age. There are so many roads I could take with this, so bear with me if I seem to be going all over the place. (more…)

Oh Noez, Piratez!

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 | 128 views

Somali PiratesI have just learned, as I’m sure most of you have, that Somali pirates have just made the USA their number one enemy. Seriously?

For those of you who don’t know about it because you live under a rock, sometime last week a group of 4 pirates from Somalia tried to capture an American ship, the Maersk Alabama. They eventually got on board and quickly captured the vessel. (more…)

Objectum-Sexuality

Saturday, April 4th, 2009 | 401 views

Erika Eiffel

There are people in this world, I have recently learned, that feel “love” for objects. I’m not talking about your typical dildo-happy soccer mom, I’m talking about people like Erika Eiffel, pictured left, who “married” the Eiffel Tower.

I had never heard of this before today, but the talk radio station in my town was doing some sort of special on it and no matter what these people said, I just couldn’t bring myself to change the station out of some sort of morbid curiosity.

Here it is in Erika’s own words from the OS Website:

What is Objectum-Sexuality? Simply put…OS, is an orientation just as hetero and homo sexuality are orientations of one’s innate sexuality. Replacing the term hetero with object will most accurately describe Objectum-sexuality. But my personal definition is to be emotionally and physically attracted to objects. (more…)

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